Copyright: Fawaz Jaleel
(incase THEY wanna take revenge)
Disclaimer: These are not my views. This is the thought process of a
collective intellectual force that Unfortunately exists in this
country. Incase you have any difference in opinion with THEM, they expect you
to keep your mouth zipped and believe in THEIR intelligence.
1) Everybody ( Living, Dead, born in 2 BC and will be born in 2400) MUST recognise SACHIN TENDULKAR.
2) Never ever ever EVER EVER ever ever marry a PAKISTANI. Because according to THEM , A normal Pakistani wakes up in the morning, has tea and then dedicates her/his time on ideas to destroy India.
3) Boys will be Boys. Girls should learn to adjust because they are the "WEAKER SEX". Still Boys will be Boys. #strongersex.
4) 3 and 6 year olds get raped because they wear "skimpy" clothes. THEY vouch against 'BURQA/ABAYA' system but all women must wear clothes of that level. However if a Bollywood movie doesnt have an ITEM NUMBER, they ll not watch it. Hypocrisy? Whaaat?
5) Every child must have her/his own ambitions. However the options are a) Doctor
b) Engineer; else
c) Bad Factory outlet (ARTS, JOURNALISM, MUSIC etc.)
6) If somebody has Facebook Profiles /photos with people of the opposite sex, she/he is CHARACTERLESS. In case you didnt know, in India one must avoid such things and lie to everybody so that her/his relatives can boast about her/his "CLEAN"character.
7) INDIAN MEN WILL STARE. Now constitution guarantees 'FREEDOM of EXPRESSION. Now eyes are expressive. However this law doesn't apply to women because they are the "WEAKER" sex.
I have so many more of this . Incase you do , kindly inform so that we can fill in these recommendations to be amended in the Constitution.
P.S: When I am online, a GREEN bullet appears This doesn't mean I am a PAKISTANI. #justclarifying
1) Everybody ( Living, Dead, born in 2 BC and will be born in 2400) MUST recognise SACHIN TENDULKAR.
2) Never ever ever EVER EVER ever ever marry a PAKISTANI. Because according to THEM , A normal Pakistani wakes up in the morning, has tea and then dedicates her/his time on ideas to destroy India.
3) Boys will be Boys. Girls should learn to adjust because they are the "WEAKER SEX". Still Boys will be Boys. #strongersex.
4) 3 and 6 year olds get raped because they wear "skimpy" clothes. THEY vouch against 'BURQA/ABAYA' system but all women must wear clothes of that level. However if a Bollywood movie doesnt have an ITEM NUMBER, they ll not watch it. Hypocrisy? Whaaat?
5) Every child must have her/his own ambitions. However the options are a) Doctor
b) Engineer; else
c) Bad Factory outlet (ARTS, JOURNALISM, MUSIC etc.)
6) If somebody has Facebook Profiles /photos with people of the opposite sex, she/he is CHARACTERLESS. In case you didnt know, in India one must avoid such things and lie to everybody so that her/his relatives can boast about her/his "CLEAN"character.
7) INDIAN MEN WILL STARE. Now constitution guarantees 'FREEDOM of EXPRESSION. Now eyes are expressive. However this law doesn't apply to women because they are the "WEAKER" sex.
I have so many more of this . Incase you do , kindly inform so that we can fill in these recommendations to be amended in the Constitution.
P.S: When I am online, a GREEN bullet appears This doesn't mean I am a PAKISTANI. #justclarifying
